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Hipster: Good evening, ladies.

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Max Black: No.

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Caroline Channing: Max, what
are you doing that?

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Max Black: This neighborhood
It's a circus, but...

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our window becomes
Freak show.

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Caroline Channing: Max, me
believe that

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bearded lady is not with us
Intention

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walked around like that. That was because of the
Menopause.

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Max Black: The guy can do it
none

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Cupcake afford, not even two
Wheels.

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Caroline Channing: Hey, what
would you like?

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Hipster: One with vanilla.

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Caroline Channing: That would be $4.

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Well, yes, ma'am. I will reward you
with a poem.

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Max Black: He pays with one
Poem, madam.

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"I'm crying. Shadows everywhere.
I was a small child. I
was a

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little child."

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Caroline Channing: Spit it
out.

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Hey, you like poetry? Roses
are red,

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Violets are blue, look for them
a job!

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Max Black: And a second bike.

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Caroline Channing: That feels
feels good, slowly understand
I you.

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Max Black: Look forward to yours
first fist-face contact,
that

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really hits the spot.

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[theme music]

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Max Black: Welcome to
Williamsburg

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Diner. Who recommended us?

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The Rat Association?

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Deke: Okay, Max. Let's go for it
on. Do you already know what you are?
next

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Homework at school
want to submit?

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Max Black: I oversleep,
beat yourself up and get rich
your one.

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Deke: In my brilliant brain,
I see sticky chocolate balls.

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Deke4's big chocolate balls.

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Max Black: We're talking about
desserts, and

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not about the content of yours
Underpants.

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Deke: I really wanted to
Making brownies is just me

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unfortunately all the ingredients
smoked.

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Caroline Channing: Oh my
God, guess

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who wrote to me again.

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Deke: Like Halle Berry? Me
She also writes dirty ones
SMS,

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the greedy thing.

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Max Black: Go to hell,
Hall. You flighty
Bitch.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, hi Deke.
How long have you been here? You are

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everywhere. You are in the
pastry school,

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you're on the phone and

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talk to Max about them
Pastry school

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and, now you're sitting here and
tell

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all your sex fantasies with you
one

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everyone's favorite movie star.
You're like...

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Deke: Who? Denzel Washington,

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caught in Channing Tatum4s
Body?

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I hear that often.

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Caroline Channing: Anyway
Max. Nicolas gave me the
fourth time

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4ne message outside the
Sent to school, this time there was
even

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a video. Here.

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[video plays]

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He does it half-naked
Top breakfast, what's the point
to mean?

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Max Black: That he's not afraid
from grease splashes?

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Caroline Channing: He flirts
totally with me, right?

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Deke: Totally. Chef Nicolas is
sharp

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on you. He always wears 2
Aprons

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whenever he is near you
is, you understand?

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Caroline Channing: Deke, that
This is a private conversation
between

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best friends and that
means you're out.

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Max Black: May I too, please
out?

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Caroline Channing: And there boss
Nicolas is your teacher, and
I on

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school work, it would be
great if

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that stay between the three of us
could.

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Oleg: The four of us. Have it over
saw your shoulder.
However,

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it doesn't come in mine
Lower Body Free Meatloaf

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Video, right? meatloaf,
pick up.

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Han Lee: Okay, okay, Max. Enough
I've been lazing around, now we're serving.

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Max Black: I can tell you
the

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Butt spanking and by the way
chew.

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Deke: Max, we should him
help find his mom?

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Han Lee: Oh no, now there's 4s
two of you. As the
Gremlins.

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Come on, come on. That is
a dinner, not homework

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Room. You work here!

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Max Black: I call it death on
Guess, but work is also
a

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good word for it.

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Deke: Let's just talk tomorrow
continue, with a few drinks.

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I'll give you one with a lot
Protein from, you know?

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Max Black: You want me with you
4er help

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from a protein shock
get around?

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Deke: So, I have my water
eaten, so I get up
and

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go through the door.

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Hi, I'm Deke. Max, do it
good.

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Earl: Oh, he's your friend?
For a moment I thought he
would be that

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Son from my liaison with
Linda Evans.

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Max Black: You're here
inside, without closing

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work? Why are you doing it without it?
me?

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Caroline Channing: I write
degree

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still with Nicolas. The greedy one
thing.

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He asks if we can meet tomorrow
for a drink after dinner

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meet. After dinner, you
know what that means.

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Max Black: He thinks he has to
don't invite you

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because you do that too
Legs wide.

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Caroline Channing: After that
eating means sex date, right
like

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the French say, (on
French).

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That's why you have to me too
definitely accompany you, I have
otherwise

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no chance to him
resist when you're not there
are.

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Max Black: I don't understand it.

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Maybe because he still has me
never with

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4threatened with a knife, but
He seems totally stiff to me.

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Caroline Channing: Yes, stiff
is exactly what me
interested.

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Max Black: I wanted Deke on
help with his housework, you
can

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hang out with us.

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Caroline Channing: Great, with
Deke? The Muppets have me
already

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always annoyed. Better than
nothing because... it becomes me
distract.

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When Nicolas looks at me, then
wants, something deep inside me
same

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have a relationship even though he
wasn't deep inside me at all,
you

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know what I'm talking about.

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Max Black: I feel deeply
me inside,

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just the wish to give you one
to punch in.

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Deke: I thought of it as homework
could

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I something with chocolate and
Egg cream...

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Caroline Channing: I have 4ne
Got a text message. Ou do it? Where are you?
you

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and he writes "do" and not
"vous",

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the starting signal has been fired.

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Max Black: So why are you sitting?
still here?

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Caroline Channing: That is
not so easy, I still am
not so far,

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Deke: Oh, it's not waxing
went smoothly?

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This is what interests men
not. So what's my dessert
concerns,

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I really got into it
laid out and thoroughly researched.

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Max Black: You have desserts with you
googled dirty name?

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Deke: Correct. It was hard
to choose one,
I

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I mean there are "nun farts",

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“Lovebones,” “Drunks
maiden"

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Max Black: Drunken spinster?
That was my nickname

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mother when I was little.

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Deke: I still have more
researched,

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and that is the winner.

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Croquembouche.

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Caroline Channing: That's one

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traditional, French
wedding

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Cake, it is made of vanilla
Covered with cream puffs
Caramel.

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And someone tells you that
not himself as a pastry chef
can be trained.

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Deke: Oh, cool. I knew that
not yet.

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Caroline Channing: Maybe
I can help you further.
Nicholas

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loves apple tarte tatin.

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Max Black: Ta-ta-ta no.

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Caroline Channing: Actually
wanted

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I feel distraction, and now

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I feel like I'm high
School when I tried
me at the

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Smokers, the respect of the
street to earn.

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Max Black: I hung with them
rich bourgeois around when I
none

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had money for condoms.

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Caroline Channing: I'm texting
Nicholas.

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Max Black: What? He should
believe you are not

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ready for an in-out-thanks
Mademoiselle.

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Caroline Channing: You did
right,

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Max. I shouldn't tell him
write.

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He's writing again. What
make a drink already?

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Deke: $18?

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Max Black: Really now? Write
him, we need a
adults,

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who pays for the drinks.

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Caroline Channing: I tell him
I'm here with friends, and
he

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feel free to join us. Normal
People do things like that

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right? I forgot how it was
is to be among people.

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Max Black: Or under at all
someone.

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Caroline Channing: So far
I didn't let it come because

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you prevent that
will. I'll give you a signal
then say

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you that we have to go.

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Max Black: What is the signal?
His penis inside you?

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Caroline Channing: No, something
earlier.

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Deke: So, just the head?

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Caroline Channing: I thought
at a wink.

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Deke: So, croquembouche?

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Max Black: I can't
entertain. I hope its
tongue

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has 4 rubber on.

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Caroline Channing: Hey.

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Nicolas: Oh, feel it
uncomfortable about it?

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Max Black: No, no, it is
just like that, I'm mostly spinning
Foreplay

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over when I'm having a porno
look at.

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Nicolas: Well, relax
OK, we're just having fun.

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Max Black: Yes, but you are
our teacher, and her saliva
covered

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half her face.

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Nicolas: We're not in that
School, see flour, or
Eggs?

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Max Black: We hope we do
no need to see eggs.

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Deke: I see the outline of
an egg.

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Nicolas: Try me
not to be seen as a teacher now.

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Caroline Channing: I'm learning
but just a whole lot.

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Deke: You know, for someone
who didn't actually want sex,

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does she have sex.

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Max Black: I have to get here immediately
out. Lastly, I felt like this

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felt as mom having sex with mine
had a prom date
while

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I drove the limo.

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Deke: Your mom seems cool too
be.

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Come on, don't go. We are
just arrived.

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Max Black: Well, she's coming
definitely

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right away, and I don't want that
see.

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Deke: We could too
smooch.

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Max Black: You want to
make out? With me?

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Deke: No, in
Comedy make out session.

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You know.

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Max Black: How should a woman
just stand there?

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Deke: Come on, it will
totally funny. Leave my mouth alone

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Be a panic room for your tongue.

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Chef Nicolas has some tips
need.

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Max Black: He really seems
to be lousy.

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All right, why not?
maybe then they'll stop.

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I count to three: one,
two...

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Are you looking?

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Deke: No, he's on round 3
arrived.

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It's my turn.

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Caroline Channing: Max, what
are you doing that?

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Max Black: Hey.

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Caroline Channing: He leaks
your face off.

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Nicolas: Leave her alone. Deke
seems to know what he's doing.

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Deke: Respect.

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Max Black: Well, I hate it
with the comedy smooch
to stop

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but I have to go to Yummy Donuts,
and will try with one

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Sugar overdose, this picture
to banish from my head.

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Deke: Oh, wait Max. The signal.

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Max Black: See? That's why
I'm not with girls
friends.

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Come on, we have to go,
or

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be somewhere, or somehow
something like that.

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Caroline Channing: So... us
have to go. See you.

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Au revoir.

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Deke: What's going on?

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Nicolas: Not much. What's up
with you?

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Sorry, I have to answer that.
This is my wife.

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Hello?

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Deke: Dude.

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Deke: Oh, I forgot
to tell you that. You are real
lousy

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in smooching.

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Max Black: I never have one
had father,

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who shows me how it's done. Hey
Big Mary.

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John: Hallway lunch. Her
have it so good.

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Max Black: Hey you. That would have
can be your walk of shame,

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if it wasn't for me,
Wink.

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Caroline Channing: Yes, that
I had a problem last night
the

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Hand slipped.

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Max Black: And there was quite a bit
a lot in your hand.

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Caroline Channing: That's right
Not at all, Max.

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I'm probably over it
caressed to determine
like

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European he is down there,
good news, he isn't wearing one
limp

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Baguettes. A perfect one
So fairytale romance stands
nothing

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more in the way.

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Max Black: Yes, the princess
and the penis.

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Caroline Channing: We see
us in the diner. Au revouir, mes
Americans.

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Deke: I have to tell you something,
but you have to promise me

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that you definitely don't
you'll tell Caroline.

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Max Black: If they speak French
speaks, you have that too
need

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your head against them
To hit the armored track disk?

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Deke: You know it's like... Him
is married.

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Max Black: He's married?

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How do you know that? He carries
no ring and shines
internally

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not to be dead.

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Deke: His wife has it
called while you were away.

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Max Black: Why would he do something like that?

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Deke: He's French?

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Max Black: Without telling Caroline
say.

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Deke: He's French...

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Max Black: What an ass!

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Deke: French.

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Max Black: I have to tell her
say immediately.

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Deke: Wait, wait Max. Do me
a favor, please tell her
first

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when I get the grade for my
I have a croquembouche. Monsieur

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Ratatouille and I are standing
already on a war footing anyway.

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Max Black: That sucks. He
is married.

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And Caroline really wants it
Guys get married, he doesn't

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is married.

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Caroline Channing: Bonjour
Bebe! Ca va?

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Bebe: Oh, man. languages are
not my thing.

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It's probably because of me
hit a car three times.

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Just a tip. Will you ever
run over, stay
lie.

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Caroline Channing: Okay, know
You what, I have for you and
me

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Salad. A girl's lunch.

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Bebe: Wow! I always eat otherwise
Peanut butter and crackers

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in the dark, but I already have it
heard a lot about salad

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and have often wanted one
eat.

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Caroline Channing: Sure!
Sit down, eat
Salad.

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You and me, me and her, us
should make us much better

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get to know. So, Bebe,
just tell me everything
about Nicolas.

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Bebe: Ah, he's the best. He
has

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the heart and eyes of one
dog.

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Caroline Channing: Great. And
Do you happen to know where he is?
is straight?

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He said he had a lynx
Date.

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Caroline Channing: A date?
Did he use the word date?

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or is it just you who has the say?
Date used? I mean,

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he's not there
dating someone, right?

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Bebe: No, why should he?
date someone?

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Caroline Channing: Exactly. Why
should he date someone?

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Bebe: Yes, at least he is
married.

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Caroline Channing: Married?

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Bebe: You know, salad
tastes exactly like this
Greens.

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Caroline Channing: Oh man. This
will you never believe me in your life,
people.

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Max Black: Kim Kardashian wants
go to college?

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Caroline Channing: Please
you, Max. No. Nicolas is...

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hold on tight...
married. I feel like that
humiliated.

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I have a married one
Kissed man.

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Just don't tell anyone about it,
clear.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Okay, me
I won't tell anyone.

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Han Lee: Don't tell anyone?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Caroline
kisses married men,

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but don't say it
further.

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Caroline Channing: All right,
I want to make it clear that
I that

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didn't know.
Kissing married men
was never mine

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Intention. This is neither part
my wish board nor mine

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dream world. That's the kind of person I am
I don't.

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Max Black: But... She's a
Person of the wish board and

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dream world says. So
let us therefore condemn them.

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Han Lee: I condemn them
not. I was with one too

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married woman. I
knew nothing about her marriage,

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until her partner beats her up
has. Lesbians are strong.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Listen,
married or not.

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Don't be so American.
So it works in Poland
Wedding vows

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like this: "You take this woman - and
maybe a few too
others."

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Caroline Channing: Because I neither
to the Poles and not yet

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I am very much a lesbian
dismayed. Max, why are you standing?

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actually just there and say
nothing?

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Max Black: Uh... hmhm... Me
knew it somehow.

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Caroline Channing: Wait! You
you somehow knew that he

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is married? You have it
somehow knew and me
somehow

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not said. Somehow you are
no girlfriend.

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Max Black: I just got it
just find out.

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Caroline Channing: And why
didn't you tell me anything?

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Max Black: That's what I intended,
But Deke wanted the grade first

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for his cake and I
didn't want you to cry.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, you
didn't want me to
am sad.

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Max Black: No, I'm up for it
done me. Because when you cry,

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don't you cry just once. It
is such a six-fold cry.

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First the shock crying, that
silent crying, the ugly one
crying,

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then you cry because you cry
that crying after you said

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you don't cry anymore and
the last cry is probably

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my fault.

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Caroline Channing: Well, you
you're wrong, Max. I will
don't cry.

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I have a lot to do with that
little taken into account.

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Every now and then I think of one
thought of a common future,

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but that was all.

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Max Black: Oh and what is that?

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Caroline Channing: My block.

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Max Black: Exactly. And
now watch what’s behind
is written on it.

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Caroline and Nicolas
Saintcroix. Mr. and Mrs.
Saintcroix.

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Caroline Saintcroix.

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Caroline Channing: That's just
a crazy thing. Every girl
makes

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something like that.

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Max Black: You're 40.

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Deke: Oh man, that's hard.

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Caroline Channing: I know and
how difficult. I have to with this

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come to terms with the fact that I have dry sex
with a married man
had.

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Max Black: No, he means that
his cake is heavy.

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But you're also wearing a big one
load.

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Deke: So what should we do?
throw him to the ground,

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spank his bottom? Him
kick in the face?

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Or do nothing so we can
don't fly out of school.

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Caroline Channing: No, me
do this with Nicolas
afterwards.

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Max Black: Absolutely sure? I
I really wanted one
French

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kill. Finally again...

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Caroline Channing: Thank you,
but... stay out of it, me
do that

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already. I'll rip something off him
get your ass off.

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Nicolas: Bonjour, Caroline.

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Caroline Channing: Bonjour,
Nicholas. That wasn't a tear,

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That wasn't even a pluck.

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John: Hop, hop you two. Here
pure temptation comes.

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Caroline Channing: Go ahead, come on
hurry up.

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Max Black: And that's for sure
a croquembouche? Looks

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like a coyote pupu tree.

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Bebe: Can you use the phones
take over? I have one

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Message for Nicolas from
his wife.

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Caroline Channing: You know
what, I'll give it to him.

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I have to talk to him anyway.

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Bebe: Oh, next girl
Lunch.

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Have you ever had one?
Sandwich? I would like one
try out.

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Caroline Channing: Not you.
(Speaks

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with yourself) You do this

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OK, you're already doing it. You
you got it from a Kennedy

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Cousin separated. You create
the.

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Nicolas: Caroline? How can I
help?

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Caroline Channing: I wanted to
just give you this message
here

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deliver. From your wife!
From your wife! Juliette?

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Nicolas: I know her name.

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Caroline Channing: You are
married!

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Nicholas: Yes. You have one
Message from my wife.

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Caroline Channing: I think so
here is one
Language misunderstanding

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before. So to be clear:
it's over between us.

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Nicolas: Why?

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Caroline Channing: Why? You
you're married!

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Caroline Channing: Yes, I know
that. But, why?

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Caroline Channing: What do you mean
you with why? Why, because you

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verheiratet bist. You is
Marie! Danger. I have the
tu form

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intentionally not chosen, we
are back at it

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more formal vous.

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Nicolas: Listen, Caroline. Mine
Wife is in France

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and we have some kind of deal.

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Caroline Channing: Well, nice
for you. But that with that
deal

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has never gone well. And
I don't care what you and
Juliette

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for an arrangement. It is
over.

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(gives him the message) Here.

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Nicolas: You're cute when you
you're angry.

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Caroline Channing: Really?

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Nicolas: Actually you are
always sweet, you know? Sweet and
sexy.

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From the first moment, wanted
I just my lips

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put on yours.

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Caroline Channing: Ach ja...

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Nicholas: Yes. Caroline you are
a smart, sexy, delicate woman

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and since I kissed you -
Do you have something in mind?

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Caroline Channing: No, no,
no no no. It's you
NO!

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Nicolas: I'm sorry. what is
the?

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Max Black: Boss Nicolas, you
have to come back in. The
Type

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with the neck tattoo wants
them a store-bought tiramisu
turn on.

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Nicolas: Every year
same. Caroline.

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Max Black: Are you okay? What
did he say?

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Caroline Channing: Is hat
said he is married, it
is confusing

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and I'm delicious.

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Max Black: Okay, married,
confusing, delicious. You are
Mrs.

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Delicious Saintcroix. It is
over, right?

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Caroline Channing: Yes, of course
it's over. Enough drama. I
would

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never anything with a married person
Man start.

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Max Black: Yes, that's more
mein thing.

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Caroline Channing: Oh mein
God, Max. I feel something right now

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became clear. I have too
said that I never as

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Waitress would work.

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Max Black: Dude...

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[music]